happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

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bunsen:

trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like

image

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growlithed:

bertiebotts-theymeaneveryflavour:

breadboxes:

breadboxes:

what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot 

“where did my van gogh”

the correct pronunciation of “gogh” is “goff”, you uncultured swine

fuck gogh

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sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

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"People who live alone always have something on their minds that they would willingly share."

Anton Chekhov, About Love (1898)

feedingtheselies:

How can I be legally considered an adult when I quote spongebob on a daily basis

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fluffypuppyofficial:

Fluffypuppiesfluffypuppiesfluffypuppies

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Lil anxious sry