"The years rolled slowly past
And I found myself alone
Surrounded by strangers I thought were my friends
I found myself further and further from my home"

Against the Wind - Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band (via quotesforlater)


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50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

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my dog just had surgery to get a nipple removed and when she came home after the surgery she immediately walked to the window and she has been staring out of the window for like half an hour now thinking about her new life with one less nipple


when will my nipple come back from the war

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  • Violet: Well... He broke up with me
  • Freddie: Who did, dear?
  • Violet: Christophe.
  • Stuart: We didn't even know you were seeing anybody!
  • Violet: That's just because Christophe's sworn me to secrecy. He lives abroad and would fly me to Hungary once a month to do unspeakable things.
  • Freddie: Well, he is Hungarian, then it's probably very speakable over there.
  • Violet: We were even talking about having a child!
  • Stuart & Freddie: ... uuh...
  • Violet: They can do incredible things nowadays in the world of science!
  • Stuart: You might also want to consider the supernatural.
  • Freddie: I don't think even God would impregnate you at this point.


Vicious S01E01

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